Life for us publicans can sometimes be tough - and we sometimes ask ourselves why we do it. And, of course, the reason we do it is ... you!
That's right - we love people! Even Pip loves people sometimes!
But what really makes a slow night turn special are the conversations that we are privy to from time to time - you customers just don't appreciate how inventive you become after a pint or two of our finest ales!
Now, a book has been published with a collection of some of the weird and wonderful revelations dreamt up by pub goers. For instance, how about a phone that locks to stop you texting your ex when you are drunk?
The book, Fuzzy Logic, is published by the Campaign for Real Ale (Camra), with the author also throwing the gauntlet down for the public to submit their own “eureka” moments to celebrate the launch of the book.
Some of the ideas in Fuzzy Logic include:
The Asbo phone lock - sick of the cringing embarrassment of waking up to remember that text to your ex at 3am? Not anymore with this alcohol sensitive mobile phone.
The cheese Easter egg - for those who prefer savoury to sweet, try this egg-shaped cheesy treat.
Telescopic heel stilettos - ladies, never fear that agonising walk home from the pub again, with these ingenious and (possibly) stylish collapsible high heels.
The human catflap - never get locked out in the cold again.
Other pub genius ideas include socks with GPS, a homing door key and the virtual shed!
If you've an idea, you can submit it to the author via http://www.pubideas.com/
But do tell us first!
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